More LoCon News.. because you secretly love it too

So we know that LoCon is leaving The Hills next season, but what some of you may not know is that it's because she wants to dedicate her time towards other projects - like writing teen novels. Her first book is called L.A. Candy - a story about a young girl who moves to Hollywood in hopes of getting a career in fashion. Coincidentally enough - homegirl lands a spot on a reality television show.

Wow. It's like nothing I've ever heard of before.

When asked about her debut fiction series, Lauren Conrad told Teen Vogue:

"Some of the characters may symbolize people in my life, but it is in no way calling anyone out."

You can read the excerpt for yourself HERE

As for other Hills news, we found out in March that Audrina Patridge will be getting her own reality spin-off show following the upcoming fifth season. Hollywood.com reports:

"...the proposed new series will follow Patridge in her personal and professional life"

Reality television producer, Mark Burnett says:

"We are truly pleased to have the chance to work with Audrina. She has already proved her star quality, and we can't wait to show her fans worldwide the next stage of her life and career."

Audrina seems pretty excited about the show herself:

"I finally get my own show!" It will air right after ‘The Hills’ and right before ‘Real World Death Match.’ My character just had a boob job so that will be one of the plot lines. And Justin Bobby of course comes back to try to see me again. I don’t know what happens there, but I do know that LC only gets one camera crew and now I have two!"

MTV has a lot going on next fall - Kristin Cavallari heating up The Hills AND a whole show dedicated to Audrina Patridge's boobs and googly eyes! But what about Spencer and Heidi? That's right - they are going to be on NBC's "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" - Which deserves a seperate post all to itself
[to come]

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