Jonas Brother Not Good With Balls

Who would have thought that Joe Jonas couldn't handle balls better? There's a reason that boy bands sing and dance - because they can't play sports. Leave it to the pros Jo Bros!!

Select-a-Stash

Who do you think deserves my stylish stash award?

R-Kelly??

or

AJ Mclean??

Best 5 Minutes I've Ever Wasted

Ri-Ri Fierce

Check out the new artwork from Beyonce - I mean Rihanna's new album

Who remembers that sweet girl from Barbados with a forehead bigger than Tyra's who used to sing about ponning da replay?

Well, this Pamela Anderson meets Sasha Fierce look is all her baby.

And to be frank, I really don't get it.

On another note.. if you haven't yet already...
check out Ri-Ri's abusive ex in his new video for I Can Transform Ya because it is off the hooooooook guy

Miley tells us why she deleted Twitter

Playboy Goes Hentai

Believe it or not, Marge Simpson has been revealed as the November cover girl for Playboy magazine. The issue, hitting stands on October 16, features a three-page photo spread and interview with the blue haired babe. The magazine says that the pictures are "implied nuditity" and take a stab at readership, in attempt to attract a younger audience.

The cover is a rendition of the 1971 cover of Darine Stern by photographer Richard Fegley. Stern was the first black model to grace the cover of Playboy and the cover has become a classic for the mag.

Now that I look at it, I've realized that not only does Marge Simpson have an afro, but she also rocks a ti-hop fade!! Unbelievable.

In my opinion, I think that they could have a least showed Marge with big, luxourious Victoria Secret model hair. Or the way it's shown when Homer and her first started dating.


Another thing that I noticed, is that her infamous blue fro seems rather phallic. If it was my decision, I would go with Jessica Rabbit for the first cartoon character to grace the covers of Playboy. Have they ever had a red head on the cover? I'll look into it.

In the mean time, think about what the world is coming to. And what kind of influence this will have on Lisa and Maggie. But seriously, let's not confuse Playboy with Hentai and integrated this whole Anime aspect into it all. Either way, I'm buying the issue. Ah, the effects of marketing.


Lookin good Margie!!

A BSB with Swine Flu?! NOOOOOOO!!

Yep, it's official. Brian Littrell told BSB fans around the globe that he has the H1N1 virus.. the good ole Swine Flu. I bet you thought we were all safe? And then this perfect specimen, the alpha male to say the least, winds up getting the Swine. I don't know what I'll do if I lose a Backstreet Boy this soon...
and now with the new album this really puts a hold on their tour. Bummer.

Oh wait, it's NOT 1998 anymore.

Freightening Fashion Faux-Pas: The Hedged Hairdo

I found this picture of Rihanna at the Balmain show on Saturday (left), during her front-row tour of Paris Fashion Week. Aside from her power shoulders, I couldn't help but notice a rendition of the classic '90s hip hop hairstyle: the hi-top fade.

The last time I saw someone rockin' the hi-top was in 1990, when Kid 'N' Play stared in the movie House Party!! Christopher Reid aka Kid at one point had the tallest hi-top in history!

Moral of the story... Rihanna is totally bringing it back.

Here's to you, Kid!

Literally.